HOLLOW EARTH IS REAL

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ORIGINAL FICTION

ARBITER

(2024-ongoing)

Aliens find some stuff. There are consequences.

my ex-wife and i are still in our twenties

(2025)

An accidentally arranged compilation with Talia Silver.

JELQZONE 4

(2024, about 7500 words)

This really happened.

take fucking whatever

(2023, about 4000 words)

Average talk show behavior. (Published in Culture Hell Forever, vol. 1, which is down right now.)

self stuff

(2022-2023, about 8000 words)

Old musings on dissociation. (I do not like this very much.)

POETRY

Sisyphus's Lament

(2025)

~Philadelphia (Year One); or, "Failed Drafts of Kafka's Metamorphosis"

(2024-2025)

writing prompts

(2025)

false prophets

(2024)

Mirrors are for other people.

(2024)

wobble

(2024)

i'm yours ♥ i'm yours ♥ i'm yours ♥

(2023)

welcome, race fans

(2023)

fade, fade away

(2023)

a z, to a v, then a y

(2023)

proximity

(2023)

FANFICTION

Podfeels: Episode 6

(2024, 8:26-10:25)

STATEMENTS OF EXTREMELY DUBIOUS CANONICITY

(2023)

Dirk Strider Goes To An Applebee's And Has A Wonderful Time

(2023)

I Can't Retcon This

(2022, permanently unfinished)

SHITPOSTS/MISC

LEGIONS: WINTER BREEZE 040

(TTRPG, 2023-ongoing)

HONSE REVIEW

(2024)

but who was banging?

(2023, tw: bad)