HOLLOW EARTH IS REAL

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ORIGINAL FICTION

ARBITER

(2024-ongoing)

Aliens find some stuff. There are consequences.

(r|f).p.f.

(2026, ~23,000 words)

Two college students watch a movie.

my ex-wife and i are still in our twenties

(2025)

An accidentally arranged compilation with Talia Silver.

JELQZONE 4

(2024, ~7500 words)

This really happened.

take fucking whatever

(2023, ~4000 words)

Average talk show behavior. (Published in Culture Hell Forever, vol. 1, which is down right now.)

self stuff

(2022-2023, ~8000 words)

Old musings on dissociation. (I do not like this very much.)

POETRY

Sisyphus's Lament

(2025)

~Philadelphia (Year One); or, "Failed Drafts of Kafka's Metamorphosis"

(2024-2025)

writing prompts

(2025)

false prophets

(2024)

Mirrors are for other people.

(2024)

wobble

(2024)

i'm yours ♥ i'm yours ♥ i'm yours ♥

(2023)

welcome, race fans

(2023)

fade, fade away

(2023)

a z, to a v, then a y

(2023)

proximity

(2023)

MISCELLANEA

happy new year!

(5786)

LEGIONS: WINTER BREEZE 040

(TTRPG, 2023-2024)

HONSE REVIEW

(2024)

but who was banging?

(2023, tw: bad)

FANFICTION (OLD)

Podfeels: Episode 6

(2024, 8:26-10:25)

STATEMENTS OF EXTREMELY DUBIOUS CANONICITY

(2023)

Dirk Strider Goes To An Applebee's And Has A Wonderful Time

(2023)

I Can't Retcon This

(2022, permanently unfinished)